After the jump, the 54-page DOMA motion to dismiss from the Obama Justice Department. Please note, we cannot be responsible for bashing your head against your monitor.

Obama defends DOMA in federal court. Says banning gay marriage is good for the federal budget. Invokes incest and marrying children. [AmericaBlog]

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Well, it looks like we have a wiener:

SEOUL, South Korea – The youngest son of North Korea’s authoritarian leader has been given the title of “Brilliant Comrade,” a newspaper reported Friday, a sign the communist regime is preparing to name him as successor to the ailing Kim Jong Il.

U.S. and South Korean intelligence authorities disclosed during a meeting this week that 26-year-old Kim Jong Un is now being referred to in the secretive regime as “Yongmyong-han Dongji,” which translates roughly as “Brilliant Comrade,” South Korea’s mass-circulation JoongAng Ilbo newspaper reported.

News hasn’t reached DPRK populace yet.  Damn DTV switchover.

Andrew Breitbart.

Joining the right’s epic meltdown over the Holocaust Museum shooting, he leaves Gawker’s John Cook a profanity-laced voicemail, ultimately concluding that von Brunn is not a right-wing nutjob, but has more in common with a lesbian studies major.

I shit you not.

Best comment at Gawker so far:

You’re totally right. Nativism is not a right-wing idea. We all know that the Minutemen are a bunch of campus leftists and queer theorists.

This might beat Special Ed for the dumbest wingnut comment on this topic. I predict more insanity, maybe even better insanity!

Twisted GOP Royals Poppy and Babs Bush Recently Purchased Sex Slaves to Entertain Them and Sastisfy Their Caligulan Impulses. Babs chuckles at the gonads being thrust into her face. Poppy, the debauched, senescent fuckwit, drools incontinently.

Poppy and Babs Bush have reportedly lost the trained bear that they used for savage sexual satisfaction at their Maine redoubt for the last 30 years and replaced him with a brother-sister pair from Odessa they bought from a white slave trader who brokers hookers and slave boys for Iraqi mercenaries.

“We got a great discount on Albena and Igor,” said Poppy. “It was kind of a party favor for the deal Cheney got for a sex-slave broker buddy servicing the Blackwater guys and gals and other Iraqi contrators. Great deal and I think we got the pick of the litter. Otherwise, we’d have to train another fuck bear and Babs is too old for that now.”

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Fearful that the Charlatan Right would get all the attention for exploiting a tragedy, PETA rushed to Wichita last week to get their not-at-all-profoundly-inappropriate billboards posted around town.

And after the expected refusals from the local billboard companies, PETA was then able to get some free coverage from the local paper (and now, us).

PETA has denied ties with the Animal Liberation Front and Earth Liberation Front, two groups named by the FBI as “domestic terrorists” in 2002. (And if PETA’s hyperactive trollers would like to drop by and deny those ties in person, welcome!)

But even if PETA stormtroopers regularly crashed our door to grab our cold, dead chimichanga from our microwave, it’s not like they have a major cable network and popular radio bloviators cheering them on. Everybody hates them.

PETA abandons plans for ‘vegetarian’ billboards [Wichita Eagle]

After a day of right-wing murderers, Charles Krauthammer, and Bill O’Reilly, I thought we should take the edge off with a bit of Maru:

But this is unbelievable:

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I promise – no O’Reilly for 24 hours.  I swear.