I love it when he states actual facts, and they look at him like he just sprouted a third eye (and I love mohawk guy).
And check out a new site: Look at This Fucking Teabagger.
I love it when he states actual facts, and they look at him like he just sprouted a third eye (and I love mohawk guy).
And check out a new site: Look at This Fucking Teabagger.

And that’s just the overall count. Among self-identified New Jersey “conservatives,” 35 percent are either certain or unsure.
Boston College’s Scott T. Fitzgibbon:
This guy obviously missed his calling – he should be teaching at Regent or Pepperdine.
For those of you poor assholes with a job, congratulations, you may have made more money last year, especially once we account for inflation and all that boring-ass shit. For those of you without, keep enjoying staycationing in your foreclosures, suckers.
The New York Times has this article about how employed people are motherfucking rolling in it these days, like Richard Pryor in that one movie, and then has some sad metaphor about the unemployed:
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Monday morning, a high-school student was beat up on a St. Louis-area schoolbus. He had been looking for a seat; not finding one, he gingerly removed a bookbag occupying space and sat there. Upon which the bag’s owner started hitting him. Another student joined in, and others on the bus cheered.
Let’s cast the scene. We have some options…
(a) The student is white; the kids beating him up are black.
(b) The student is black; the kids beating him up are white.
(c) Open casting! Doesn’t matter who plays which part, since race has nothing to do with it.
As it happens, the fact of the matter is (a) — although it just as easily could have been (b), since the truth of the moment is (c). It was a bog-standard schoolbus fight.
Which isn’t, unfortunately, how the cops first described it:

WICHITA | The anti-abortion organization Operation Rescue says it’s close to shutting down unless emergency financial help arrives soon.
Group president Troy Newman sent an e-mail Monday night to donors saying the organization is in a financial crisis.
Newman blames the economy. But the Wichita-based organization has also taken heavy criticism after the May 31 shooting death of abortion provider George Tiller — not only from abortion-rights supporters but also from anti-abortion militants.
That’s nice.
Sadly, I’m sure some wingnut somewhere will turn on the wingnut welfare tap.
No, Joe, fuck you…
Whereas on September 9, 2009, during the joint session of Congress convened pursuant to House Concurrent Resolution 179, the President of the United States, speaking at the invitation of the House and Senate, had his remarks interrupted by the Representative from South Carolina, Mr. Wilson; and
Whereas the conduct of the Representative from South Carolina was a breach of decorum and degraded the proceedings of the joint session, to the discredit of the House: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That the House of Representatives disapproves of the behavior of the Representative from South Carolina, Mr. Wilson, during the joint session of Congress held on September 9, 2009.
Box score: 240 Yes, 179 No, 5 Present.
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