
At 8:25 a.m. Wednesday, the geek-news website ReadWriteWeb posted an article about a new industry partnership, titling it “Facebook Wants to Be Your One True Login”.
That’s when the trouble began.
9:12 a.m. “Ok If I have to I will comment,I love facebook so right now just want to log in if thats ok with you..lol Keep up the good work…”
9:39 a.m. “ok cool now can I get to facebook”
9:47 a.m. “The new facebook sucks> NOW LET ME IN.”
9:53 a.m. “when can we log in?”
9:54 a.m. “I WANT THE OLD FAFEBOOK BACK THIS SHIT IS WACK!!!!!”
It goes on. And on. And on. Comment after comment, people complaining that they can’t log into Facebook.
Why? Because they thought the ReadWriteWeb post was Facebook. Seriously. No fucking shit.





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