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Won’t you join Mr. Dipshit Republican Asshole, Dr. Ewemustah Beshittinme, Mrs. Hillbilly Douchebag, Führer Adolf Hitler, Dr. Doo Little, Jesus Christ, and Mr. Osama Bin Laden in signing the petition to draft Sarah Palin as chair of the Republican Narional Committee? We can think of nobody else who could improve upon the joy that Michael Steele has brought into our lives.

Draft Sarah for RNC Chair

I have no idea why this fascinates me:

“More than one in seven homeowners with loans in excess of a million dollars are seriously delinquent… By contrast, homeowners with less lavish housing are much more likely to keep writing checks to their lender.” [NYT]

We really don’t care where LeBron James went, or what means he used to announce his decision.

On the other hand, the means — and font — used by his former employer to bitch about him merits notice.

Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert [NBA]

“Obviously, it was what I thought was a sporty outfit,” Mr. Schock said of his picnic attire. “It was probably a little too bright, in retrospect.” Still unexplained: Aaron’s iPod. [NYT/The Stranger, via Sully]

  • Fuck their cousins.
  • Leave behind piles of shit.
  • Known as “sows”.

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