Mitch McConnell, speaking Monday night to CNBC’s Larry Kudlow before heading off with John Boehner for some celebratory hookers & blow:

What we have done, Larry, also is set a new template. In the future, any president, this one or another one, when they request us to raise the debt ceiling it will not be clean anymore. This is just the first step. This, we anticipate, will take us into 2013. Whoever the new president is, is probably going to be asking us to raise the debt ceiling again. Then we will go through the process again and see what we can continue to achieve in connection with these debt ceiling requests of presidents to get our financial house in order.

They’re now three-for-three: extending the Bush tax cuts, exacting a pound of flesh for keeping the government open, and turning a formerly pro forma debt-ceiling vote into an opportunistic crisis. Why on earth wouldn’t they think they can keep their winning streak going?

We’re reminded of another supposedly idealistic Democratic President, faced with fierce Republican opposition, who caved on a key issue early in his term. We forget the circumstances, and cannot find a precise reference online, but we’ve always remembered the quote attributed to a Republican lawmaker about Bill Clinton: “He can be rolled.”

Adventures in TV Land [Jared Bernstein, via Ezra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHJkvEwyhk

…’nuff said.

“Paperwork to form the new committee, the ‘Campaign to Defeat Barrack Obama,’ was filed with the Federal Election Commission on April 5. Ten days later, the PAC’s name was changed to ‘Campaign to Defeat Barack Obama.'” [TPM]

@BarrackObama [FlyingChainSaw]

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Jonathan Bernstein, trying to make us feel better when we’d prefer to just wallow in misery, writes:

I think a lot of what’s hitting liberals over the last couple of weeks is a delayed reaction to the severity of the Republican landslide of 2010. And I’m not at all convinced that the policy changes so far this year are any worse for Democrats than the policy changes in 1995-1996.

We still haven’t forgiven Bubba for that, so let’s not go there.

And never mind 2010 — we’ve spent our entire adult life suffering a delayed reaction to 1980. We’ll never forgive Our Fellow Americans for that.

So our baseline in all this is a very dark, deeply cynical judgment about the immortal souls of a significant portion of the citizenry. This is the latest chapter in a very long, very sad story. And the deity overlooking our human comedy is Sisyphus. (Yes, we know, Sisyphus was mortal. Work with us, people.)

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“Yesterday Newt Gingrich laid out a new argument for why he should be the GOP presidential nominee: He’s got the most Twitter followers. But according to a former Gingrich staffer, he bought them.” [Gawker]

Joe Klein: “If [Obama] had cited the 14th Amendment and simply ordered Treasury to pay the bills, he would have been impeached by the radical Republicans. This would have guaranteed that the next 16 months would have been overwhelmed by an even worse version of the silliness visited upon our nation by the poisonous Limbaugh-Tea Party nihilists.” [Time, via Political Wire]