Mark Sanford (R), the former South Carolina governor who says gay folks shouldn’t get married, is getting married again! That is, getting married again after destroying his first marriage – 4 boys from that one.

Mark Sanford, the disgraced former South Carolina governor, is engaged to the Argentinian mistress who cost him his political career.

Sanford, 52, surprised journalist María Belén Chapur last week with a wedding proposal in Buenos Aires that left them both crying and promising to stay together forever.

The Republican politician was considered a rising star and a possible presidential contender until he disappeared for six days in 2009 and returned to reveal he had been meeting Miss Chapur in secret in Argentine.

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In related really-important news, Snooki is officially a mom.

Disgraced former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Engaged [MailOnline]

Title: “Fool Me Twice: Obama’s Shocking Plans for the Next Four Years Exposed”

Authors: Aaron Klein and Brenda Elliott

Rank: 89

Blurb…

Here are just a few samples from dozens upon dozens of specific schemes unveiled herein:

• Detailed plans to enact single-payer health care legislation controlled by the Federal government regardless of any Supreme Court decision to overturn Obamacare;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-gW6AdzgwU

Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon! [The Onion]

Our guest columnist is Nixon speechwriter William Safire, preparing a worst-case presidential statement for July 20, 1969.

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

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Little kid me wanted to be him … watched him take that step live. In many ways he was still the most famous man in the world.

A new statue in Zhengzhou, China, depicts a young pig giving his mother a back massage, teaching Chinese children an important lesson in the value of keeping a straight face.

[via Sully]