Hiking the Argentinian Trail …
Mark Sanford (R), the former South Carolina governor who says gay folks shouldn’t get married, is getting married again! That is, getting married again after destroying his first marriage – 4 boys from that one.
Mark Sanford, the disgraced former South Carolina governor, is engaged to the Argentinian mistress who cost him his political career.
Sanford, 52, surprised journalist María Belén Chapur last week with a wedding proposal in Buenos Aires that left them both crying and promising to stay together forever.
The Republican politician was considered a rising star and a possible presidential contender until he disappeared for six days in 2009 and returned to reveal he had been meeting Miss Chapur in secret in Argentine.
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In related really-important news, Snooki is officially a mom.
Disgraced former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Engaged [MailOnline]
NPR wins headline of the day: Happier Bottoms In Kansas City, Mo.
@Mistress Cynica: Where you’ll always crack a smile.
@Mistress Cynica: author’s use of the word “nappies” suggest a Brit, hence the cheeky headline.
You guys are on a roll. Or maybe just a bun.
Well, fuck all, I’m going to the ballgame. Go blue!
Us South Carolinians enjoyed reading Sanford’s notas de amor to Maria.
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