That, and the Emancipation Proclamation
Women’s suffrage only thing keeping Obama in the game: Obama down 8 with men, up 8 with women. shar.es/74Sn9
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) August 26, 2012
Update: Okay, this is getting weird…
The Unbearable Maleness of Being
Storified by stinque · Sun, Aug 26 2012 12:10:56
We have no idea what point the American Family Association’s Fischer is trying to make. Well, we do, but it still doesn’t make sense.
Fischer gives it away – white Christian males (including Coulter) long for the days when they, and they alone had the vote. They would take us back there in a heartbeat if they could.
@blogenfreude: But you’re not supposed to say that — or even imply it this baldly.
But hey, far be it from me to instruct Fischer and Coulter in the arts of political subterfuge. If they want to just come out and say that Women are the problem, fine by me.
Shorter Fischer: I blame the gays – especially the hot muscular ones.
What this republic needs is Stepford™wives
Sounds like somebody has mommy issues.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Spending his whole life wanting to crawl back in his mommy’s vagina, wanting to control what goes in and out of other women’s vaginas, but too ooged out to ever say the word “vagina” – pretty much sounds like most asshat conservatives.
Question: How many people following Mr. Fischer are even aware that “suffrage” is not (necessarily) synonymous to “suffering“?
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