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Dodgerblue
7:51 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012
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Then there are the “This is for you, Mr. Smith” jokes.
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SanFranLefty
8:11 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012
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BREAKING HARD: GOP cancels day 1 of convention due to the wrath of Isaac.
And speaking of the convention, floods, and The Onion:
Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up for Flood of Closeted Republicans
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nojo
8:40 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012
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@SanFranLefty: Akin-backer Huckabee was going to speak Monday night. Cast your Biblical allusions accordingly.
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Dodgerblue
11:15 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012
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I’m getting an ad “Date 10,000 Asian Women.” Kinda late for that.
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nojo
11:27 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012
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@Dodgerblue: Wilt’s leftovers.
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Mistress Cynica
1:56 am • Sunday • August 26, 2012
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@Dodgerblue: Amazon kickback is showing me four books on Social Security, including “For Dummies.”
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