Let’s get this one out of the way, shall we? It’s an Obligatory RNC Post, similar to the later requirement about the “We Built This” speech to be held in a publicly funded stadium.
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Hey, it’s not too late for a Mitt height gag, is it? Yes? Fuck.
As the Mars Rover was going through its Seven Minutes of Terror while it descended to the surface, it was snapping pictures about four times a second. If you take those pictures, set them to their relevant duration, and smooth the differences between them, you get something Totally Fucking Awesome: a Mars Landing video in real time.
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Beyond Castro church’s drag-queen fuss, Aug. 16, Bay Area, C1
C.W. Nevius’ column about Most Holy Redeemer banning drag queen performers incorrectly stated that entertainer Peaches Christ appeared at an event at the church’s hall with a dildo shaped like a crucifix. He did not appear at the event, nor does he use the prop.
The Chronicle strives to cover the news accurately, fairly and honestly. It is our policy to correct significant errors of fact or misleading statements. Please write to Corrections, San Francisco Chronicle, 901 Mission St., San Francisco, CA 94103; send e-mail to corrections@sfchronicle.com; or call (415) 777-7870.
That’s “she” and “Ms. Christ” to you, Chronicle.
[SF Chronicle: Corrections, Aug. 16, 2012]
[Peaches Christ Speaks Up]
[Who is Peaches Christ?]
[Jesus Jackhammer Dildo]
“Mitt Romney defended his foreign investments in an interview aired Sunday, noting that his personal finances have followed all U.S. laws and he got no special tax savings from a Swiss bank account.” [Politico]
Women’s suffrage only thing keeping Obama in the game: Obama down 8 with men, up 8 with women. shar.es/74Sn9
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) August 26, 2012
Update: Okay, this is getting weird…
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