
“Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August.” —NYT
- “I don’t get no respect — from 47 percent of Americans!”
- “That dog don’t bark — because we can’t hear him from the roof carrier!”
- “What’s the deal with airline windows?”

Title: “Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama”
Our guest columnist is Iran’s Fars News Agency.
“I think we have a very clear path to victory, and apparently Claire McCaskill thinks we do, too, because she was very aggressive at the debate, which was quite different than it was when she ran against Jim Talent. She had a confidence and was
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