Birthers

We need a Carl Stalling soundtrack.Orly Taitz, last seen being repeatedly whacked by the judge in a birther case where she wouldn’t shut the fuck up, is not done mooning Your Honor. She’s asking to “withdraw as counsel” for her client — who already fired her — in order to rat out said client:

In order to defend herself, the undersigned counsel will have to contest and potentially appeal any sanctions order in her own name alone, separately from the Plaintiff, by offering and divulging what would normally constitute inadmissible and privileged attorney-client communications…

Future Orly clients, consider this your only warning: You’re on notice.

New Filing From Birther Taitz: Case Is Now A ‘Quasi-Criminal Prosecution’ Of Me! [TPM]

Update: Orly severed from Plaintiff; neither severed from responsibility; finking not authorized.

Orly Taitz:

The California judge is a Clinton appointee, for whatever it’s worth.

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Could this be Mean Jean’s macaca moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YshG_Ok8idc

What a little shitbag:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyJC_uVysuM

But what about Boozing Brad?Well, that didn’t take long…

Having conquered Africa and Australia, Barack Obama’s peripatetic birth certificate is now storming Canada:

The supermarket tabloid the Globe features a cover story this week proclaiming Barack Obama’s “official birth document” a fake and suggesting the president may actually have been born in Canada…

The Globe also quotes Canadian broadcaster Brian Barron as saying Obama’s mother gave birth to the child in Vancouver, Canada, before transferring as a student to the University of Washington in Seattle.

When WorldNetDaily exclusively! cites the Globe as a source, you know you have a winner.

Left unanswered: How Barry’s Mom faked out Hawaiian officials and newspapers with only a three-day window of opportunity — two of which fell on a weekend.

Globe: Obama’s Hawaiian birth document fake [WND]

It’s an Orly Taitz remix, because I have nothing else today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rky03elvlU0

Paper Chase.

An anonymous prankster appears to be claiming responsibility for the Kenyan birth certificate:

Fine cotton business paper: $11

Inkjet printer: $35

1940 Royal Model KMM manual typewriter: $10

2 Shilling coin: $1

Pilot Varsity fountain pen: $3

Punkin’ the Birthers: Priceless

Dave Weigel has the full photo display, and while there’s no telling whether the demonstration is authentic, it certainly shows how easily it could be done — especially if the mark is gullible enough to accept the forgery without having a close look. But how could that be possible?

‘Punkin’ the Birthers: Priceless’ [Washington Independent, via Sully]

Bonus update! WorldNetDaily wipes its hands:

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