We considered whether to say Profound Things about the new Congressional Budget Office report on income inequality in America, but let’s face it: This isn’t news. This hasn’t been news for a generation. And even before it was news, it was easily predicted as of November 4, 1980.

Hell, Poppy Bush called it on April 10 that year. Which is also the last time truth ever passed a Bush’s lips.

So please, spare us the Shock! over something that’s been evident for decades. We voted for it. Repeatedly. We still do. And there’s a decent chance we’ll vote for it again a year from now.

Which is why we’d rather watch Steve Buscemi get snuffed.

[via Nerdist]

[Fox]

Santa Cruz deputy police chief describes the worst California biker violence in a decade: “It was all about who would be allowed to hang out at the Starbucks downtown. The Vagos brazenly came in and tried to cement their presence… Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who’s going to control pumpkin spice lattes.” [Reuters, via LuxMentis]

[Salt Lake Tribune, via Political Wire]

As we noted recently, Tim Pawlenty’s videographer made a bad career move switching to Rick Perry, because you expect Perry videos to look like they were directed by Michael Bay. Although now that Deranger Rick is trailing Newt – Newt! – in the polls, we might get some entertainment yet out of their misplaced bombast.

But the Ambitious Young Editor’s work is quickly being eclipsed by the comic genius behind Herman Cain!’s videos, which, following the instant classic of Thank Me for Smoking, are receiving renewed critical attention.

So we present for your viewing pleasure Not Without My Chicken!, a delightful romp that leaves us wondering whether the Herman Cain! campaign is less Andy Kaufman, and more The Producers. Because with material like this, surely the last thing they expect is to win.

[via Mother Jones]

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“Those people in the Republican primary have got to lay off of this stuff. They’re forcing their leaders, the frontrunners, into positions that will mean they lose the general election…They’ve got to stop this! It’s just so counterproductive!” Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Robertson. [ThinkProgress]