“My white guilt died on Good Friday, April 6, 2012. That was the day my bike got stolen.” [Daily Caller]

While we’re enjoying Retweet Monday, please pleasure yourself with this selection of Actual Discoveries Regarding a Recently Rereleased Blockbuster Movie. And offer @boring_as_heck mad props for curating America’s Idiocy.

BREAKING OMG NEWS FROM CNN!!!!

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, who has long been an outspoken critic of President Barack Obama, used scathing language in a tweet Saturday to condemn the president’s remarks about the Supreme Court last week.

Scathing! Language! Why that’s… that’s… that’s Outrageous!

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Back in the Nineties, while we were still living in Oregon, we had occasion to visit Los Angeles for a publishing conference. We borrowed Dad’s van for the trip south — unlike our Chevette, it had air conditioning — and stayed with a friend an hour east of the conference’s downtown location.

The van, alas, was not as roadworthy as we expected. One weekday afternoon, crawling back to our friend’s place on a Great Big Freeway during rush hour, the van began to stall. It wasn’t completely dead, but the slow speeds were killing it. We would pull over, wait five or ten minutes, and try again.

It was during one of those punctuated stops, on an elevated stretch of road, that we noticed the exit sign:

EAST L.A.

Oh, shit, we thought. This is the last place we want to be stuck with a stalled van.

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Title: “Trickle Down Tyranny: Crushing Obama’s Dream of the Socialist States of America”

Author: Michael Savage

Rank: 15

Blurb: “Will President Obama transform the greatest engine of freedom the world has ever known into a Stalin-like dictatorship? Or can the American people expose and rid themselves of this regime?”

Review: “It’s already almost too late but if we all work hard, fast and together we can unseat the arrogant, ignorant naked Marxist Obama. And please: no ‘hater’ comments from you lefties.”

Customers Also Bought: “Plano Ammo Can”

Footnote: Mitt Romney was close: Wingnut America is an Opportunist Society.

Trickle Down Tyranny [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]

You may have heard that NRO’s John Derbyshire published an outrage-baiting post Friday that outraged the congenitally outrageable: Something about telling his kids to avoid black neighborhoods because those niggers will pop a cap in your cracker ass.

We might be over-paraphrasing that. Let’s check in with the source:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5mZey1iXw

Now you can experience your favorite Retro Sixties Series as your favorite Retro Eighties Videogame! But you’ll have to play it on your favorite Retro Nineties Computer, since your favorite Retro Teens Gadget (presuming you’re reading this in 2027) isn’t a team player.

[via Silent Creative Partner]