BozoGate: The Complete Saga [Stinque]

“Mitt Romney defended his foreign investments in an interview aired Sunday, noting that his personal finances have followed all U.S. laws and he got no special tax savings from a Swiss bank account.” [Politico]

Women’s suffrage only thing keeping Obama in the game: Obama down 8 with men, up 8 with women. shar.es/74Sn9

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) August 26, 2012

Update: Okay, this is getting weird…

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Title: “Fool Me Twice: Obama’s Shocking Plans for the Next Four Years Exposed”

Authors: Aaron Klein and Brenda Elliott

Rank: 89

Blurb…

Here are just a few samples from dozens upon dozens of specific schemes unveiled herein:

• Detailed plans to enact single-payer health care legislation controlled by the Federal government regardless of any Supreme Court decision to overturn Obamacare;

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Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon! [The Onion]

Our guest columnist is Nixon speechwriter William Safire, preparing a worst-case presidential statement for July 20, 1969.

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

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A new statue in Zhengzhou, China, depicts a young pig giving his mother a back massage, teaching Chinese children an important lesson in the value of keeping a straight face.

[via Sully]