A program made before I was born, and climate change was an issue even then … remember seeing this, and Our Mr. Sun, in elementary school.

And when they say “Limited Edition Collector’s Box,” they ain’t kidding:

Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a sex phone line because of a misprint on Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco’s namesake cereal boxes.

The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of “Ochocinco’s.” But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.

That’s odd — when we called and asked for “Honey Nut Toasted,” that’s exactly what we expected.

Sex line on Chad Ochocinco’s cereal [ESPN, via Dodgerblue]

“This CNN episode ought to convince all conservatives that not only should O’Keefe’s behavior be condemned, but conservative leaders and organizations need to do a better job of assessing the maturity level and character of the people they hire, support, or praise.” [NRO]

“The number of ‘Better Know a District’ segments has plummeted in the past few years. In 2006, more than 40 segments aired. That number fell to a little over a dozen in 2007 and has fallen to less than 10 this year, according to POLITICO’s count.”

[LAT: Tony Curtis Dies at 85]

Oh, no! Sarah Palin has invaded our peace-loving website! What can you do to fight the menace? Click here, look at what appears in the upper left of the screen, then use your arrow keys to move, and your spacebar to Fire! Fire! Fire!

Oh, and don’t mind the collateral damage. War is Hell, y’know.

What? You don’t have a keyboard? You’re stabbing madly with your finger and nothing happens? Or — even worse — you’re using Explorer? You lose, pal.

Hello, want to kill some time? [GitHub, via Kottke]

The state politics correspondent for Rupert Murdoch-owned New York Post today got in a kerfuffle with teabagger Republican/lover of equine-ass fucking/candidate for Governor of the Empire State Carl Paladino.

The irony of a reporter for the conservative rag being called “a bird dog” for Andrew Cuomo was bad enough, but the three minutes of video shot at some random and sad upstate motel lobby is just pathetic. Keep waving those dicks, white men! Nobody gives a shit and the rest of us gotta find a job.

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