All Your Teabagger Are Belong to Us
Oh, no! Sarah Palin has invaded our peace-loving website! What can you do to fight the menace? Click here, look at what appears in the upper left of the screen, then use your arrow keys to move, and your spacebar to Fire! Fire! Fire!
Oh, and don’t mind the collateral damage. War is Hell, y’know.
What? You don’t have a keyboard? You’re stabbing madly with your finger and nothing happens? Or — even worse — you’re using Explorer? You lose, pal.
Hello, want to kill some time? [GitHub, via Kottke]
Peggy? Peggy Hirr?
-Minh Souphanousinphone.
T/J: Suspended Tour de France winner Alberto Contador blames his positive drug test (clenbuterol) on bad meat or, as they call it at my local taco stand, carne malo. Que pendejo, eh?
@Dodgerblue: Bad meat? Where is Catt when we need him?
@Benedick Arnuldsson Manpants: Chorizo con huevos.
My aim is not true. I shot teh kitteh. :-(
CONTATOR WAS SET UP!
6090 points got me most of everything off the screen. I couldn’t kill “share via” or “Twitter.”
@ManchuCandidate: aw. now look what you’ve done. i’m going to waste a couple of hours search youtube for King of the Hill clips.
NOJO • Finally. Like hell I'm putting that face on my website.
NOJO • I'd Like to Buy a Clue, Pat @nojo: And, the desiccated husk of Jezebel sold to Paste. No, not the rendering plant. The…
¡ANDREW! • And Baby Makes Three Biden Calls Xi Jinping A Dictator And A Slut SAN FRANCISCO—Speaking at a solo press conference…
NOJO • I'd Like to Buy a Clue, Pat Jezebel is shutting down. Revenge is ours!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • And Baby Makes Three Kentucky, Ohio and Virginia went well... but Mississippi, goddamn.
¡ANDREW! • And Baby Makes Three After Courageous 3-year Battle with Right-Wing Media, Seattle Dead at Age 172 Today—after…
¡ANDREW! • And Baby Makes Three Fourth time's the charm: Come meet your future Republinazi ex-Speaker.
¡ANDREW! • And Baby Makes Three "HEEZ OLD gas prices immigrant caravans black people trans bathrooms!!!" Those soulless, lying…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • And Baby Makes Three When you're brought into this world They say you're born in sin Well, at least they gave me…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America @¡Andrew!: Once the other inmates are done with him, they'll have to stuff his body and his rectum…