The 2011 Stinque Awards
If we were to sum up 2011 in a word, and since “malaise” is legendarily, if not factually, taken, we would choose miasma, which our StinquePad dictionary calls “an oppressive or unpleasant atmosphere that surrounds or emanates from something”. It’s not any one thing that sucked. Everything sucked. To find out how much, visit any of our linked award presentations below.
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Opening Ceremonies | Technical Awards for Nice People |
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Le Prix Trudeau for Best Un-American Activity |
Julian Assange European Union Bernard-Henri Lévy Tokyo Electric Uganda |
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Eminence Grease for Most Evil Organization |
American Legislative Exchange Council Bank of America The Nation’s Mayors and Selected University Administrators Penn State U.S. House of Representatives |
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Platinum Pampers for Best Sex Scandal |
Herman Cain! Christopher Lee Anthony Weiner |
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Potassium Propeller Beanie for Respected Irrationality in Public Life |
Charles Krauthammer David Gregory Paul Ryan Newt Gingrich |
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Bronze Batshit for Wackiest Republican Presidential Candidate |
Michele Bachmann Herman Cain! Jon Huntsman Rick Perry Mitt Romney |
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Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year |
Joe Arpaio Newt Gingrich Tim Tebow Barack Obama |
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Crystal Douchebag for Lifetime Achievement | Newt Gingrich Rupert Murdoch Grover Norquist Donald Trump |
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon @nojo: But that's our press.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon It’s the Narrative that’s straining me. Goes back sixty years now, to the Making of the…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon @ManchuCandidate: And the funny thing is that we all know there’s a chain reaction legislative…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Qev's going to Ride or Die with Santos and Marge.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: 2022 is now the ocean’s hottest year in the recorded history. Stored heat is building…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Another rich motherfucker can't accept losing. Bolo pulls a Trump, unleashes a wave of hopeless…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon The stupidest part was watching various MSM talking heads DEMAND that the Dems save the GOPers from…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon Lying media: And now back to declaring FLAWLESS VICTORY and demanding RED WAVE.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Looks like 15 is it, after what may be the weirdest adjournment vote in history, if history tracked…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon These antics are delaying serious Republinazi bizniss, like:1. Ginning up fake investigations into…