These fuckers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQtB-AF41p8

How dare they. Fuck these people. Practice your religion if you must – pray all you want to the invisible man in the sky, but keep it to yourself. Fucking professional Christians. Enough.

These people are fucking dangerous. The rocks they live under must be lifted. Sunlight needs to shine into the C Street house. We need to know everyone involved so they can be named, shamed, and driven from polite society.

Creep		Years Married	Kids	Bimbo	Quotable
	Chip Pickering	21	5	Daughter of future lobbying client	“This gives me an opportunity to have more time with my family and more resources for my family.”
	John Ensign	22	3	Campaign staffer	“Marriage is the cornerstone on which our society was founded.”
	Mark Sanford	20	4	Argentine Firecracker	“The bottom line is that he lied under a different oath — the oath to his wife.”

Another C Street Vet Falls To An Extramarital Affair [TPM]

Jim Gibbons, right, kisses his wife Dawn, during a news conference in Las Vegas in a pathetic attempt at exhibiting fidelity at a fucking press conference. Asshole.

The Associated Press is reporting that Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons, famed for a Playboy Playmate pestorkorama that inspired him to divorce his wife, has escaped from the state and is somewhere in an undisclosed location, leaving the sad sack Lt. Gov. to lead Nevada to ruin while he apparently delights in the glories of the poon tang.

Interim press secretary Gail Powell said Thursday the Republican governor was out of the state, and that the Defense Department asked that details of his trip not be made public.

It’s that time of year, apparently, when Jesufascist, family-values GOP governors go pestorkabout and run wild with their mistresses.  Unlike the dog-faced doofus Mark Sanford, however, Gibbons was a legendary pussy hound, reviled by his wife as a wanton, cackling womanizer.

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Teabagger and insane person Catherine Crabill:

“We have the chance to fight this battle at the ballot box before we have to resort to the bullet box…That’s the beauty of our 2nd Amendment rights,” Catherine Crabill, the GOP nominee for Delegate in Virginia’s 99th District said Wednesday, as the video posted by the blog shows.

Crabill adds, “Our 2nd Amendment right was to guard against tyranny.”

Huffington Post notes, “Crabill, who proclaims on her campaign website that “America was founded by right-wing extremists,” has already drawn fire for her controversial views. Among other things, she believes the U.S. government played a role in the Oklahoma City Bombing.”

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Media Matters has a new daily feature:

While interviewing Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol on his radio show yesterday, Dennis Miller suggested that…

• They compete to see who can eat the most shit while grinning.
• They compare whether political failure is easier to live down than comedic failure.
• They entertain themselves with Paul Lynde impressions.

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A classic Beck Meltdown:

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