And We Are Outta Here

Your typical Bordello of Blood.

It’s on the same level as calling Kristol an intellectual and Miller a comedian. Just doesn’t make any fucking sense.

They want to co-opt the term? Good luck with that. Didn’t work out so well for the former Progressive Conservatives in Canada City. Mostly because when the Kristol clones of Canada City took over, they purged their ranks of anyone who was progressive.

Deep Thought: I wonder who Sessions, Kyl, and Graham would rather be sentenced by if convicted of a crime – the Wise Latina, or one of those sociopaths appointed by George W. Bush?

Clipped from the linqued article was this:

Kristol agreed, citing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s frequent use of the phrase, “progressing Alaska forward”

I hope that my posts and comments have been progressing Stinque forward.

The suprising performance of Tim Wakefield this year has been progressing the Red Sox forward.

Fulton’s steamship was responsible for progressing transportation forward at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution.

God damn.

If anybody wrote like that on, say, admissions office essays, they would be tossed on the Pile of NO.

(Unless it was the University of Illinois — which, in case you hadn’t heard, is undergoing an admissions scandal (GASP!) in which pols are accused of squeezing admissions officials to let in the kids of friends. Not unusual, sure. Even outside Illinois, this is done for jocks and legacies. But this happened at the Law School. That is somewhat peculiar.)

It makes a nice little solipsism, doesn’t it? Dennis Miller is to comedy as Bill Kristol is to intellectualism as Dennis Miller is to commentary as Bill Kristol is to rational thought as Dennis Miller is to attractive middle age as Bill Kristol is to a full head of hair…

@Tommmcatt Floats: My head asplode.