First ad – still wish Stormy was in it.  Maybe, just maybe, this guy can take the whorefucker down:

Remarks have been made elsewhere on this site this afternoon about the American Family Association’s stance in re mosques.  Which is: no mosques in the United States — anywhere.

Naturally, this is probably a “move-the-goalposts” moment — making a ban on a mosque in Lower Manhattan seem reasonable, etc.  But a commenter over at TPM came with this:

Every teabagging idiot that agrees with this fuckwit while whining about Obama “ignoring the Constitution” should get a copy of the First Amendment nailed to their forehead.

 Normally, the commentariat at mass-market sites have a shockingly high level of stupid.  (You can’t read a news story on CNN anymore without running into ten mouthbreathing morons.)  But this commenter parked it, like Mark McGuire in the bad-old days.

And so: we should run a special, teabagger-only poll….

Pick one, teabaggers — and death is not an option: (A) The Constitution. (B) Ban all mosques.

Push it on the right-wing blogs.  Cross-post on Free Republic.  The whole smash.  Time to call their bluff.

US school road marking spelt wrongly [BBC, via LuxMentis]

“If you think it’s a joke, why don’t you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don’t — because it’ll really hurt. In fact, every pencil David Rees sharpens is shipped with a signed and dated certificate authenticating that it is now a dangerous object.”

Artisanal Pencil Sharpening [via John Hodgman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4jiqYcUoOk

Son-of-Potatoehead Ben Quayle, last seen enjoying his imaginary children, is back with an ad that proclaims he was “raised right”. And with the news that he was a significant contributor to a Naughty Blog, we really can’t disagree:

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Did you know that there is liberal bias at Wikipedia? The editors at Conservapedia most certainly do, and to  get the word out they have helpfully compiled a list of over 160 examples.  Here are thirteen of my favorites with the occasional comment added for amusement and/or clarification.

EXAMPLE: Wikipedia uses trivia to push its liberal icons on readers. In its first 200 words about conservative Chief Justice William Rehnquist, Wikipedia includes the meaningless trivia that he was born on the same day as (liberal) Jimmy Carter. Yet nowhere in Carter’s entry does it say he was born on the same day as Rehnquist .

I think Stinquers will agree with me that it is difficult to think of a more nefarious example of leftist bias than ruining Rhenquist’s special day by needlessly brining Carter into the conversation (while sparing Carter a similar indignity, no less!!!). Read more »

We joke about the beer money, but there’s only one reason we run Google ads on the site. By unanimous decision, the Airline Career Pilot Program just won August.