Get the Lead Out
“If you think it’s a joke, why don’t you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don’t — because it’ll really hurt. In fact, every pencil David Rees sharpens is shipped with a signed and dated certificate authenticating that it is now a dangerous object.”
Artisanal Pencil Sharpening [via John Hodgman]
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TJ/ Alains Morissette is preggo.
Isn’t it ironic?
I always thought that George W. should never have been trusted with anything sharper than a rubber ball.
@Walking Still: Speaking of Dubya, check out this unfortunate photograph.
@Mistress Cynica: The respective facial expressions say it all.
The revisionists/apologists are going to have some heavy lifting with this clown.
@Mistress Cynica: Thank you for sharing. Fool me once, indeed.
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