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Donate $3 now to be automatically registered for a chance to win a trip to meet President Obama backstage in Las Vegas.

Is Zach Galifianakis filming a sequel? Because that totally sounds like a high-concept premise.

So, what does Silent Creative Partner do? Well, among other things, he does this.

The Human Carnival [Tumblr] • HC Twitter feed

We’re not sure why all the Obama Philly Rally news is coming from Fleet Street, but here’s the rest of it:

If billionaire Alki David is an honest man, the man who streaked in front of Barack Obama at the president’s rally today in Philadelphia will be paid $1 million for his stunt. The man who performed today’s stunt, which captured the attention of the Drudge Report and an Associated Press photographer, is 24-year-old Juan James Rodriguez, THE WEEKLY STANDARD has learned…

The requirements of the streaking stunt, David told me, are that the streaker must have been within “eye-shot and ear shot of the president, they have to scream the name ‘battlecam.com’ six times, and they have to be nude.”

Before we leave These Isles, let’s go to David Niven for the call: “Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

Man Streaks in Front of Obama for $1 Million [Weekly Standard]

Some Bozo in Philly (callback!) threw a book at the President on Sunday, but never mind that. When we visited the Daily Mail website to filch the photo, strange blue targets appeared on Obama’s person. And then we saw it: They’re hotspots for a popup display advertising the clothes being worn. Stay classy, Fleet Street!

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Teabagger		Costume
	Rich Iott	Col. Klink
	Christine O’Donnell	Witch Hazel

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Steve Benen:

Title: “Trickle Up Poverty: Stopping Obama’s Attack on Our Borders, Economy, and Security”

Author: Michael Savage

Rank: 1

Blurb: “Trickle Up Poverty, by bestselling author and revered radio host Dr. Michael Savage, is your best defense against the Obamanomics that are dragging the middle class, and everyone else, into a Marxist-Socialist death spiral.”

Review: “Listening to him talk about how he would put a blockade at the Strait of Hormuz so Iran could not get any oil in or out and how he would bomb their ports is ingenious.”

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