Mitt disses the platter in Pennsylvania: “I’m not sure about these cookies. They don’t look like you made them. Did you make those cookies? You didn’t, did you? No. No. They came from the local 7-Eleven bakery or wherever.” Bethel Bakery, est. 1955, provided the tray, and is offering a half-dozen cookies with every dozen purchased in honor of “CookieGate”. [WSJ]
“I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).” —Barack Obama in Dreams from My Father, which is now being used as Seamus-bait. [Daily Caller]
Our guest columnist is Ralph Shortey, Republican state senator from the Great State of Oklahoma.
STATE OF OKLAHOMA
2nd Session of the 53rd Legislature (2012)
SENATE BILL 1418
By: Shortey
AS INTRODUCED
An Act relating to food; prohibiting the manufacture or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses; providing for codification; and providing an effective date.
Well, it’s Tuesday night before Thanksgiving and you might be wondering to yourself, “What the fuck am I going to take to that pot-luck?” or “Would anybody notice if I used the pot butter in the mashed potatoes?” or “Did Nojo really watch that entire Republican debate with only one six pack?”
If you’re tired of the same-old, same-old holiday recipes, and are looking for something new to try out, Stinque is here to help.
A few favorites from the SFL household after the jump. Feel free to ask for ideas or offer recipes in the comments.
Bill O’Reilly, Monday night: “Pepper spray, that just burns your eyes, right?” Megyn Kelly: “Right. I mean, it’s like a derivative of actual pepper. It’s a food product, essentially.” [TPM]
¡ANDREW! • Harris-Kelly ’24 Happy Labor Day to all the Losers and the Suckers and the Haters MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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FLYINGCHAINSAW • Harris-Kelly ’24 PERFECTION! Bumper Sticker: HARRIS GIVES GOOD GURNEY!
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