Somebody Please Schedule Mitt for a Pinkberry Appearance
Mitt disses the platter in Pennsylvania: “I’m not sure about these cookies. They don’t look like you made them. Did you make those cookies? You didn’t, did you? No. No. They came from the local 7-Eleven bakery or wherever.” Bethel Bakery, est. 1955, provided the tray, and is offering a half-dozen cookies with every dozen purchased in honor of “CookieGate”. [WSJ]
Rmoney’s lucky he insulted that bakery’s cookies up north. If he comes down south and insults a woman’s cookies, cakes, cornbread, cobbler or biscuits she might just go turd nugget on him and she could end up in jail or dead come november.
Rmoney (R$ from now on). I spelled it right.
Mitt added, “That’s a really ugly baby. And is that woman your wife? She looks old enough to be your mother.”
@nojo: next he’ll ask a woman if she’s pregnant when she’s not. i fucked that up myself once. it’ll never happen again though.
“No one insults the man in the $6500 suit with shitty cookies!! COME ON!!”
@jwmcsame: I learned the hard way that “When are you due?” is not a good conversational gambit.
He got Dennis Miller disease; he thinks if you say something with a certain diction and cadence it automatically becomes funny. Plus, he lives in a power/money bubble: he can’t have real conversations because no one ever talks to him the way real people do- even his wife has something to lose by angering him.
Ese are the qualities he’ll lose on, I’m calling it now.
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