The high point for gays in the Land of Lincoln, so far this year, was having Brent Sopel bring the Stanley Cup (pictured) to the Gay Pride Parade in Chicago — the first time the Blackhawks made an appearance at the party. But the bloom kind of came off that rose, as Sopel promptly departed for Atlanta, after a trade to the Thrashers.
It was a neat story, actually. Sopel promised to go even after he learned he was on his way out — all in honor of Brendan Burke, an out hockey player (and son of Brian Burke, GM of the Toronto Maple Leafs and the U.S. Olympic Hockey Team), who died in a car crash in February.
But this is the second best moment, it seems, for those with a case of the gay in Illinois this year. Moment No. 1 just might come tomorrow:
After waiting years for a political climate that would generate enough support, gay-rights activists won one of their biggest fights in history Tuesday when the Illinois house voted to allow civil unions for same-sex couples…. The legislation was approved by a 61-52 vote [and] now moves to the Senate, and a spokeswoman said it could be called for a final vote there Wednesday.
It’s taken me seven years, since I moved to Chicago, to say something this brash and bold. And tomorrow, I just might be able to say…. suck it, Wisconsin.
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