Inhofe Takes Early Lead in Grinch Sweepstakes
“U.S. Sen. Jim Inhofe said Tuesday that he won’t participate in Tulsa’s Holiday Parade of Lights until organizers put ‘Christ’ back in the event’s title. ‘Last year, the forces of political correctness removed the word “Christmas” and replaced it with “Holiday” instead,’ the Oklahoma Republican said. ‘I am deeply saddened and disappointed by this change.'” [Tulsa World]
Holy crap… really? Is that all it takes to drive Inhofe away? Wish we’d known sooner.
More beer, blow and hookers for Coburn, then.
If someone told him that saying the word “Christ” caused global warming I think he would spontaneously combust.
Oh, and the fact that this news comes on Night No. 1 of Menorapalooza is BESTEST. That’s a holiday that actually has lighting as a central theme.
(Actual name of Jewish holiday omitted on account of inability to spell. Sorry.)
Fun fact: Inhofe’s daughter-in-law is Jewish, as is his grandson. They go to Temple with my college roommate. The grandson went to Hebrew school with my godson.
@Dave H: Which, in and of itself, would contribute to the warming of the planet.
I like this plan. I’m honored to be a part of it. Let’s try it!
@Dave H: I like this idea.
Actually the forces of political correctness in Oklahoma were pushing for the Sharia Law Festival of Hummus and Beheadings, so you’d think he’d be happy with the compromise…
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: 2022 is now the ocean’s hottest year in the recorded history. Stored heat is building…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Another rich motherfucker can't accept losing. Bolo pulls a Trump, unleashes a wave of hopeless…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon The stupidest part was watching various MSM talking heads DEMAND that the Dems save the GOPers from…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon Lying media: And now back to declaring FLAWLESS VICTORY and demanding RED WAVE.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Looks like 15 is it, after what may be the weirdest adjournment vote in history, if history tracked…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon These antics are delaying serious Republinazi bizniss, like:1. Ginning up fake investigations into…
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Ten Speaker ballots. Free coffee!
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon @nojo: The ongoing climate disaster is just too great a problem over a century in the making for us…
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @nojo: Also takes just ten Republicans to just sit out a vote and lower the majority threshold.…
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: No specifics, but in general, I don’t see why this doesn’t go into next week. No…