I wanted to post something about this story three months ago, and then forgot. An article in my fishwrap updating the story has reminded me to do so.
Texas takes its sports seriously, or at least football and basketball (the male version). The role of the girls, of course, is to be the pretty cheerleader cheering on the jocks.
That is kopacetic, of course, until you’re asked to cheer for your rapist at a basketball game.
And you’re told to chant:
“Two, four, six, eight, ten, come on, Rakheem, put it in.”
No, really. That was the chant. You can’t make shit like that up.


“Senate Democrats and Republicans have struck a deal to secure passage of a bill to provide health benefits and compensation to
We’re not sure when “Democrat” became pejorative for “Democratic”.
“Gay rights activist Mike Rogers, the professional outer of closeted, hypocritical gay politicians, claims to have ‘
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