Because how could I not? Thank you Matt for the video.
Iconic Talent Eartha Kitt Dies At 81 [Towleroad]
Eartha Kitt versus the LBJs [The Swamp]
Because how could I not? Thank you Matt for the video.
Iconic Talent Eartha Kitt Dies At 81 [Towleroad]
Eartha Kitt versus the LBJs [The Swamp]

As a lefty blogger, I will miss him. Sure he’s a dangerous sociopath, a pathological liar, and a national embarrassment. But he’s also The Decider, The Commander Guy, and Commander Codpiece. Think about that as January 20, 2009 approaches. When, I ask you, have liberals had it so good?
| Gift | Review | |
| Wii | We told you Grand Theft Auto only plays on a PS3 or Xbox. We told you. | |
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Beefstick | Only one? |
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Snoopy sheets | We’ve given up telling Mom we’ve outgrown that. |
If you know “The Chickens are in the Chimes” at all, you probably know it from Dr. Demento. We, on the other hand, know it from the local AM station growing up, where it was easily the most-requested song during the holiday season. It’s the best Stan Freberg song that wasn’t done by Stan Freberg — credit belongs to Sascha Burland and the Skipjack Choir.

We’re still waiting for Bristol’s bastard to drop, but an ominous portent has appeared in Anchorage: Snowzilla, a 25-foot harbinger of doom.

Well … maybe not so much. At least from my point of view (NYC) there’s not nearly as much going on as last year.
With that out of the way, I have to ask you a question – isn’t this just awful?
Now that Walter Noel is in trouble for steering $7.5 billion into the Bernie Madoff abyss, the pristine reputations of his five gorgeous daughters – Corina, Lisina, Alina, Alix and Marisa – are getting tarnished, too.
Do you give a shit about these people?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)