It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

I guess a “10”really is just a “5” with money. Screw Darfur. This is the suffering that keeps me up nights.
On a more festive note: What better way to look like Xmas that dressing up like Christ in crown of thorns and robe, like these jeebus-freaks in KC (Kansas side, of course)?

“In Brazil, they were known as the Aspirina Sisters because they gave the Brazilian girls headaches by always stealing their boyfriends”

Really? Having seen many a Brazilian female, I would think it would be the other way around unless the boyfriends preferred money over say looks and/or personality.

Also, since when does a “pristine reputation” include passing a human being around for sexual pleasure? Oh, right, the money again. Never mind.

@Mistress Cynica: I’ll volunteer to be a Roman torturer.

The Naked and The Damned II: Ponzi Boogaloo

They look like horses. or anorexic Mann Coulter wanna-bes. without the adam’s apple.

@ManchuCandidate: Yeah. There is no way those mares were stealing any guys away from Brazilian women unless they were paying.

@Mistress Cynica: Darling, with money 2 is a 10. With enough money -15 is a 10. As evidence have you all seen the heifer on Huffpo (I know, I know! so stone me!) lamenting her lost wealth and the hardship it has brought to her and her ‘consort’? (Wait – ‘her’ ‘she’? Help me, you geeks. I left school at 15. I have no clue about grammar. I studied Latin.)

These ponys were ‘stealing’ Brazillian boys from B chicks???????? I’m wit Jamie. As if.

Now they’re poor. The cook is poor. The chauffeur is poor. The maid is poor…

re: Man Coulter. I visited my library yesterday and hid all her books behind stuff like Macrame for Aspergers, Powertools for Homos, books that will never be read. It makes me feel I have done something for Hope.

@Benedick: How long before their aristocratic foreign husbands dump them for hot Brazilian chicks? I’m saying New Year’s, Carnival at the latest.
PS: her is correct after to. Well done.

@Benedick:
I know.

All these sob stories make me madder. I busted my hump for them? My friends lost their jobs FOR THEM? My coworkers lost their raises FOR THEM? FUCK THEM!!! The economy is ruined because of THEIR GREED.

I kinda hope that the ordinary people realize that they suffered long hours, poor wages and benefits, weak government services and ungodly expensive healthcare because of these dimwits. These folks are what those in the know call SHAREHOLDERS.

@Mistress Cynica: Thank you, thank you! Her! See, I write ‘speak’ not grammar. So I’m profoundly uneasy when it comes to the written language.

@Jamie Sommers: I think the phrase ‘stealing Brazilian girls’ men’ is newspaper code for ‘pulling trains with soccer clubs’.

@ManchuCandidate: They never will. This is why we call them the ‘Ordinary People’.

The proles were having this conversation when the Xtians torched the Circus Maximus, which got somewhat out of control and burned down most of Rome. But Nero looked on the bright side: at last he could build a palace that was worthy of him! The Domus Aurea.

@FlyingChainSaw: Hmmmmm – you’ve given me my impure thought for the day.

@homofascist: Slut.

@Benedick: That’s why we love him.

“A horse is a horse, of course, of course…” unless they have $7.5 billion in fuck-you money and actually want to fuck you.

@homofascist: Still if they showed up at a bar, tore their clothes off and squirted cachasa from their tweeties, they could probably provoke some interest from the guys. Who knows?

@Benedick: So where will our Magnum Incendium be this time around? I’d say the Hollywood Hills, but those burn down on their own every few years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ioa_7axug

@fupduk:
Nice.

Is there a Portuguese version?

@ManchuCandidate: Amen. Brazilian female beach volleyball players = proof that a loving God exists.

@ManchuCandidate:

Don’t know, but surely the sentiment transcends language and culture…

Peace on earth, goodwill towards persons. It must be nice to be rich. They were born that way, know nothing else, can’t much blame them for being raised to be what they are, just as you cannot much blame a ghetto gangbanger for where his birth put him.

@Promnight:
You’re right. One must not blame them for the circumstances of their lives.

However. I’d wish they’d leave the rest of us out of their lives by not bankrolling every free marketing nutbag, psycho or getting upset when the “little” folks like us get a little extra piece of coal for Xmas.