Selected Yelp reviews for Big Apple Pizza, of Fort Pierce, Florida. Of the restaurant’s 1,921 reviews, all but two were posted Monday.

“support marxist president.. go down in flames” —Blue C., Beverly Hills, CA

“Liberal OWS urine on floor, Obama left the place smelling like a monkey” —Randy K., Jacksonville, FL

“I will not eat from traitor’s hands and I’ll never take food from man who DIDN’T BUILD his business.” —Ib G., Las Vegas, NV

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We’re supposed to laugh at Joe Biden because he’s Comically Awkward — as opposed to, oh, we dunno, Fundamentally Evil — but what is it we’re laughing at here?

Are we laughing at Biden demeaning the Office of Vice President — which is famously the most demeaning office in American politics, including Dog Catcher? Are we laughing at the Biker Chick, and shame on us for hating America if we do? Or are we laughing in abject fear of our own untrustworthy instincts?

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While America was busy amusing itself (and misleading itself) over Clint Eastwood’s Empty Chair, our Former Overlords were making sport of His Royal Highness’s Arse, which had the bad luck of not staying in Vegas. Here, Britain’s Heroes offer Henry Charles Albert David a 21 Bum Salute.

Prince Harry’s Naked Army [Know Your Meme]

Our guest columnist, speaking the night of January 3, 2008, compelled us to donate to a political campaign for the first time in our life.

Thank you, Iowa.

You know, they said this day would never come.

They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come together around a common purpose.

But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn’t do.

You have done what the state of New Hampshire can do in five days. You have done what America can do in this new year, 2008.

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This clip is making the rounds because the Impossibly Adorable Baby Twins are grooving out to Daddy’s guitar.

But look at that glimpse they throw each other. Twice.

These proto-conscious humans are eleven months old. They know something. And whatever it is, they’re not telling us. Until it’s too late.

[via Know Your Meme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoqKdWY692k