Hold the Anchovies

And the kicker? He’s a GOPer.

I don’t know if anyone here is a yelp user, but I’ve found Yelp reviews to be next to useless.

I thought it was adorable.

Yelp is a liberal site? What’s in the water in Plano, Texas?

A second later, three Secret Service agents took him down.

Let’s wrap this one up:

GoDaddy has confirmed that its DNS problems yesterday, which caused thousands of websites to go down for most of the day, are now finished. And while an alleged member of the hacktivist group Anonymous was claiming responsibility for the situation yesterday, GoDaddy says that it wasn’t an external network attack that caused it: it was “a series of internal network events that corrupted router data tables.”

Or, in English: GoDaddy’s series of tubes backed up.

@ManchuCandidate: Reviews here are usually vindictive. One complained the management wouldn’t let the reviewer bring in their own food. Classy.

@Dodgerblue: Fluoride,mercury and bile.

@texrednface: Back in high school, we did that at the local McDonald’s: Bring in a sack lunch, buy a Coke.

I don’t recall whether that pissed off The Management, but those were simpler times. Except, well, Watergate.

The American Right Wing = The largest organized trolling organisation in the country, next to 4chan.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: Remember all those Wired utopian fantasies about how the Internet would bring out the best in humanity?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, fine. I do. It was one of the instant-ironic pleasures of reading Wired in the nineties.

@ManchuCandidate: It varies a lot by city/region. In DC, where WaPo still hasn’t figured out the whole user friendly thing (there’s no fucking search box on the goddamn mobile site!), it’s far and away the best online option for restaurant reviews. In Louisville (and pretty much anywhere else in Kentucky), not so much.

T/J: Twitter keeps suggesting that I follow Gavin Newsome, aka Lefty’s Mayor McGoodhair. I’m insulted.

@Dodgerblue: Twitter keeps suggesting that I follow Ruth Buzzi. Which is, in its own special way, fucking awesome.

@Dodgerblue: Don’t blame me! I’m insulted for you. That asshat moved to Marin within a week of his mayoral term ending. Apparently his trustafarian breeder wife was afraid their precious snowflake children would run into all those ethnic kiddos and children of gheys at McKinley Elementary in the Castro. Good riddance, all I give a shit about is so much for the extra SFPD protection for the neighborhood, now the tweakers will be breaking into my car again.