Morning Sedition

We’d like implore you to take a few minutes out of your busy day and listen to this caller to a local North Dakota radio show. Listen closely as this grown woman expresses her disgust that government employees would install deer crossings on major thoroughfares instead of somewhere safe.

Go ahead. We’ll wait.

Now, multiply this by some 220 million voting-age Americans. Who, by the way, are going to decide your fate in seventeen days. It’s a miracle that Our Exceptional Nation can even wipe its collective ass.

[via Know Your Meme]

We post this Cute Puppy Video in the hope that we can look forward, not back, and WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD! WE’VE LOST A POD!

Fuck. Conscience is a bitch.

[via Sully]

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“Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August.” —NYT

  • “I don’t get no respect — from 47 percent of Americans!”
  • “That dog don’t bark — because we can’t hear him from the roof carrier!”
  • “What’s the deal with airline windows?”

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15:46-15:57:

The thing which I find most disappointing in this President, is his attack of one America against another America — the division of America, based on those who have been successful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNeKFrHPHoQ

Vile Rat was a major player in the EVE Online space-fantasy videogame. A six-year veteran, he had been elected to the game’s virtual government by its 400,000 players. He belonged to “Goon Swarm”, one of the game’s player guilds.

His family and colleagues knew him as Sean Smith. Sean Smith was an information management officer at the American consulate in Benghazi, Libya. He was murdered Tuesday night.

Libya consulate attack victim remembered online for contributions to ‘EVE Online’ video game [WaPo]

The Man Romney Used [Sully]

There was a moment last election when you just knew it, knew it in your gut, that the Straight Talk Express was headed down a ravine: The moment John McCain “suspended” his campaign to “deal with” the bank crisis — something he was powerless to do anything about.

In that moment, McCain had proven, in the sight of all, that he had no business running the country. The desperation was palpable.

Tuesday night, we felt that moment in our gut again:

“I’m outraged by the attacks on American diplomatic missions in Libya and Egypt and by the death of an American consulate worker in Benghazi,” [Romney] said. “It’s disgraceful that the Obama administration’s first response was not to condemn attacks on our diplomatic missions, but to sympathize with those who waged the attacks.”

Mitt’s lying, but never mind that — the lying is the least of it.

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