Thank God the GOP Has the Guts to Stand Up For the Torture, Rape and Murder of Women, the Things That Make America Great!

When Minnesota Sen Al Franken (D-MN) proposed the defunding of contractors whose employees entertain themselves with gang rape and hide behind contract rules that could expose them, the GOP went apeshit crazy with outrage.

The neomedievalists of the GOP who are dedicating every ounce of their strength to the dismantling of western civilization and to destroying the gifts of enlightenment saw something very important to hate in the bill.

The recognition of women as human beings, perhaps?

Limits on the extent to which the military-industrial-organized-crime complex can be encouraged to indulge in cackling barbarity, possibly?

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Bank of America, the most hated, incompetent and wanton financial institution to ever steal from, extort and blackmail American consumers reaches new lows every day as the 21st Century financial catastrophe grinds on to full-bore cannibal anarchy, this summer demonstrating a cackling, contemptuous diabolical disregard for the handicapped, literally flinging demands for a thumbprint at a man with no arms.

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Alleged Insatiable Schlong Gobbler Andre Bauer Hates the Adulterous Governor Mark Sanford Because He Knows the Heart and Soul of the GOP is Gay-Bashing Closeted Gays - Like Him!

Legendary Closeted Gay Outer Michael Rogers is going on record and on radio today to testify that Andre Bauer, Lt Governor of South Carolina, home of Gov. Mark “Poontango” Sanford is a schlong gobbler of legend among his colleagues, staffers and gobblees, wantonly chugging down man meat with the kind of religious zeal usually reserved for license plates in his state.

What a hoot! What a home run for the party of family values! While Sanford was running around pestorking the bejesus out of a TV reporter in Buenos Aires, Bauer was hurling the hate at the gays and, at the same time, inhaling all the schlong he could get his hands on, according to Rogers’ Blogactive site. Rogers is also taking his findings onto satellite radio this afternoon in interview on the Michaelangelo Signorile program – from 2-6 on Sirius.

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Sick and Twisted GOP Fucktard Ted Bathurst Allegedly Robs from the Dead

The Republican instinct for looting knows no limits, no boundaries of decency, as demonstrated by the new low in GOP ethics demonstrated by Delaware County, PA GOP thug Theodore Bathurst, recently arrested for embezzling the burial escrow accounts of his funeral home’s clients.

The Republican mayor of Glenolden, PA was arrested on Friday, August 21, for looting some $78,ooo in burial escrow accounts from a funeral parlor operation he sold in 2007, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

The Inquirer reported today:

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Witless dog David Gregory shouts his offer of oral sex to Gov. Sanford and asks him to observe his eager cavity and his ears that afford ready hand-holds for the schlong gobblee.

Grinning fuckwit and Meet the Press’ battered-wife-in-residence David Gregory is not known for his insights, research or interview technique, preferring to follow the lead of dead fat fuck and former MTP schlong-gobbling MC Tim Russert whose pathetic fawning and reverent interviews of criminal monsters like Dick Cheney were the stuff of legend.

Russert, as pathetic as he was, probably never reached the depths of sycophancy and timorous, prostrate deference that Gregory displayed in emails last month to South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s office in the wake of revelations about his wanton pestorkabout in Argentina.

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Tangy teen Talibunny's pose seems to say: "I cant wait until I can grow up to rob Alaska blind and transform the GOP into a laughing stock cult of Jesufascists, KKKers, cackling methheads, skinheads, toothless militiamen and Limbaugh listeners!"

Insane Jesufascist hillbilly Alaska Governor Sarah ‘Talibunny’ Palin is facing her 10,000th ethics complaint by an infallible witness to the truth who claims her collection of per diem payments to stay at home, instead of residing in the governor’s mansion in Juneau or accepting the fact that she is a commuter employee who drives to work at a state office building, is a criminal enterprise amounting to an illegal increase in salary, Stinque.com has learned.

Alaskan civic hero Zane Henning filed his complaint with the state and fired off a blistering, righteous press release this week charging the Talibunny with grasping nickel-dime profiteering at state expense:

“I am charging that the Governor has given herself a raise for personal gain by using the per diem process, which is in direct conflict with Section 39.52.120. (a) of the Alaska Executive Ethics Act,” Henning wrote. “The State of Alaska provides housing in the state’s capital of Juneau for our Governor, so there should be no extra expense if she desires to stay in her own home. More than a thousand state employees commute from the Mat-Su Valley daily and none of them get to pocket free money.”

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Long Face: Talibunny's 'Servant's Heart' Will Need to be Backed Up by an Eager Tongue Where She Is Going! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! Ha! Hahahahahaha!

GOP circus freak and failed vice-presidential candidate Sarah ‘Talibunny’ Palin shit her knickers this week and abandoned her governorship of Alaska after apparently being informed that she is facing indictment for conspiring with an Alaska contractor to inflate the price of a Wasilla sports complex she championed there as mayor in trade for the supplies and building labor on her nearby home, reports say.

The a11news.com summarized today:

The embezzlement scandal involves the massive, $12.5 million sports complex that Sarah Palin pushed through during her last term as Mayor in Wasilla. Federal investigators believe the price of the sports complex was inflated to provide free building materials and labor for the Palin home being constructed nearby.

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