We’re fine with The Kids befuddling our ancient ears with hip slang, but describing complicated romantic entanglements as something out of a petri dish upsets our delicate linguistic balance.
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Our guest columnist is ChatGPT.
Write a 500-word Stinque post making fun of Elon Musk
Elon Musk is a man known for his big ideas and even bigger ego. From his failed attempts at launching a car into space with SpaceX, to his ridiculous plan to colonize Mars, Musk seems to think that he can do no wrong. But let’s be real here: the guy is a joke.
Since we’re now kidnapping human beings for sport, let’s just go for it…
- Line up liberals against a wall, shoot them
- Competent Insurrection
- Invoke Constitutional “One Vote for You, Two for Me” rule
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
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NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…