More Awesome Political Pranks

Since we’re now kidnapping human beings for sport, let’s just go for it…

  • Line up liberals against a wall, shoot them
  • Competent Insurrection
  • Invoke Constitutional “One Vote for You, Two for Me” rule

  • Discover lost Bible passages heralding Orange Savior
  • Enslave Black people as the Founders intended
  • Threaten Blue States with nuclear war
  • Storm the Weights and Measures Division of the National Institute of Standards and Technology for no reason
  • Pee in public pools
  • “Assylum!”
  • Just call yourselves Nazis and be done with it
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Declassify documents at random. Kill more CIA informants than Aldridge Ames just for shits and giggles.

In much needed good news, Cuban voters overwhelmingly approved same sex marriage and adoption.

This is an historic victory, decades in the making, in a part of the world that is generally hostile to LGBTQ rights.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/cuba/article266386266.html

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