RedState’s Erick Erickson: “I don’t care that The Masters are a male-dominated event. I don’t care that women aren’t members of The Masters. Frankly, I kind of like the idea that women aren’t members of The Masters. Good Lord, I don’t want to be hanging out at some women’s event! Can’t men go anywhere and just be men?” [ThinkProgress]

“Those were the five boys. I hate to say it, but often I had more than five sons. I had six sons, and he would be as mischievous and as naughty as the other boys.” —Ann Romney, describing Mitt in a new campaign video. [Political Wire]

So we had this long, blustery post all written up, stemming from Rachel’s segment last night on Michigan Republicans railroading bills through their legislature by not taking roll calls, in apparent violation of the state constitution.

It included the word “tyranny”. Unironically.

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Keith Olbermann’s publicists lawyers drop the dime: “After being enticed to leave MSNBC and come to Current with promise of editorial control, freedom from corporate influence and the professional support to produce a high-caliber political commentary show of the type his viewers have come to expect, Keith Olbermann was disheartened to discover Al Gore, Joel Hyatt and the management of Current are no more than dilettantes portraying entertainment industry executives.” [TMZ, via TPM]

“The state GOP has lined up six fake Democrats to run in upcoming recall elections targeting Gov. Scott Walker and five other Republicans.” [Wisconsin State Journal, via Political Wire]

Barack Obama said something mildly unkind about the Supreme Court and then a bunch of deeply cynical conservatives were Shocked! that Barack Obama would say something so Outrageous! and then a federal judge told a DoJ attorney to write a three-page paper on Marbury v. Madison and then everybody found video of George W. Bush saying something mildly unkind about the Supreme Court and then Dear Fucking God Nobody Cares Can You Get Back To Government-Mandated HooHah Probes Thank You America’s Bloggers.

[via Sully]

Our guest petitioner is Oliver Willis.

Why This Is Important

I would like to read your articles without clicking “next” and you can make just as much money from a well designed single-page article as one begging for more page views. Electrons cost you nothing. We want to read without hitting NEXT. I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO PAGINATE ANYMORE.

Everybody Publishing On The Internet: STOP UNNECESSARILY PAGINATING ARTICLES [Change.org]