Secret Camera Reveals Anxious Blogger Awaiting Something More Interesting to Riff On Than Boring Supreme Court Contretemps
Barack Obama said something mildly unkind about the Supreme Court and then a bunch of deeply cynical conservatives were Shocked! that Barack Obama would say something so Outrageous! and then a federal judge told a DoJ attorney to write a three-page paper on Marbury v. Madison and then everybody found video of George W. Bush saying something mildly unkind about the Supreme Court and then Dear Fucking God Nobody Cares Can You Get Back To Government-Mandated HooHah Probes Thank You America’s Bloggers.
[via Sully]
I’d be a little wigged out if the dog did that during sex.
Soul = Bacon?
Man, that creeps me out more than Newt.
Ah, yes… the Andy Warhol school of filmmaking. Except if Warhol had filmed it, it would have gone on like that for three and a half hours.
@Serolf Divad: I kept waiting for the William Wegman reveal when it turns out the dog is staring at a tennis ball.
@Serolf Divad: I went to see Andy Warhol at the Boston Public Library some time in the late ’80s, when he was touring to promote a snapshot book. He sat on a couch on the stage while a publisher flunky stood at a podium and talked while showing slides. The auditorium was packed, the areas outside the auditorium where they had set up TVs for people who couldn’t get in to watch were packed. Once the slide show was over, the audience was invited to ask questions. For what seemed like an eternity we all just sat there looking at Andy sitting there looking at us.
@karen marie has her eyes tight shut:
” For what seemed like an eternity we all just sat there looking at Andy sitting there looking at us.”
LOL, that’s awesome!
Andy would have been a great derivatives trader!
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