Talibunny's House? A Haven for Wanton, Unmarried Sex? Oh, yeah! Don't bite it, Bristol! Don't bite it!

GOP icon and 2012 GOP presidential candidate Talibunny would have us believe that she runs her house like an evangelistic abbey of sorts, everyone running around barking about Jesus, quoting the bible non-stop, shrieking the Lord’s praises and only having sex in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and only to breed fanatic Christians eager to die while killing islamofascists.

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What End Does Cheney Have Planned for President Obama?

For the GOP, domestic politics is just an extension of a global covert operations enterprise funded by anyone who has a play in mind that can make some money for the psychofascist goons that have been running the show since Ike let go of the wheel.  In the psychofascist history of the world Obama is just another unfriendly, disposable head of  state who will be be removed and tossed into the morgue of covert ops like Allende, like Lumumba, like Mossadegh. That’s why writer Seymour Hersh’s recent revelation that Überführer has a fifth column of fascist loyalists reporting to him from defense ministries is so terrifying.

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Meth-Head Ted Begs Jesus to Jerk Off in His Face

Meth-crazed, schlong-gobbling Jesus yahoo and GOP icon Ted Haggard is still selling his pathetic non-story to a wantonly vapid media, killing time until he can arrange for an opportunity that can hopefully get him out of the business of mortifying his wife and family for a living.

The disgraced, former uberfuhrer of the National Association of Evangelicals, once representing tens of millions of mouthbreathing snakehandlers, is dragging his hapless wife onto Divorce Court on April 1 to continue making their lives into a snakehandler circus sideshow for easy profit – and for some twisted need of Haggard’s to be jeered at by tens of millions of people.

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Drooling fuckwit turned GOP icon and spokesman, Joe the Wife Beater, finally found a way to repulse a crowd of Republicans, usually inured to the most vile, primitive expressions of hate, rage and wanton excess. Appearing at the fascist think tank Media Research Center’s annual DisHonors Awards, Joe the Womanless Schlong Beater, responded to applause by admitting the accolades were making his dick hard.

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Americans Want to Fuck The Skull of Jesus!

The insufferable Jesus fuckwits are dwindling in number as America descends into cannibal anarchy, betrayed by the oligarchs that used them, leaving the nation to implode into a medieval dystopia of rampant violence, unchecked disease and pandemic starvation, once and for all manifesting for one and all the futility of shrieking at statues and howling at the sky for relief from the random horror of life on an Earth ruled by a covert operation gone berserk called the Republic Party.

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Some 12.5 million Americans are enjoying the fruits of the Bush II Administration’s wanton looting of their country, staggering into a black dawn of countless years, possibly generations, of total economic catastrophe and, doubtless, cannibal anarchy, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported this week.

Bush- and Cheney-aligned organized crime enterprises are no doubt developing strategies to cash in on the ensuing calamities, providing support services to US military deployed to put down pandemic urban insurrection, riot and civil war, as vast swaths of American society become unmoored, barbarized by starvation, disease and the despair of hopeless existence amidst smoldering, blood-soaked ruins and rotting carrion.

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