America Hates Jesus!
The insufferable Jesus fuckwits are dwindling in number as America descends into cannibal anarchy, betrayed by the oligarchs that used them, leaving the nation to implode into a medieval dystopia of rampant violence, unchecked disease and pandemic starvation, once and for all manifesting for one and all the futility of shrieking at statues and howling at the sky for relief from the random horror of life on an Earth ruled by a covert operation gone berserk called the Republic Party.
A survey reported out this week by a researcher at Trinity College found that the number of Americans who call themselves Christians had fallen to 76 per cent of the population – compared to 86 per cent in 1990, thank fucking God!
So many Americans claim no religion at all (15%, up from 8% in 1990), that this category now outranks every other major U.S. religious group except Catholics and Baptists. In a nation that has long been mostly Christian, “the challenge to Christianity … does not come from other religions but from a rejection of all forms of organized religion,” the report concludes.
The report concluded that while the Jesus crazies are still with us, in mall churches that offer Wal-Mart Christianity and spiritual hand-jobs, the largest cohort shift was an astounding increase in the number of respondents who said they had no religious affiliation at all.
Well, if people are running from the pews, why the fuck doesn’t Obama take that unAmerican Bush invention, the Office of Fucking Jesus, disband it and ask for the money back from all the frauds that robbed the agency to pursue their own twisted urges and insatiable greed? Can you enlighten us, Stinquers?