Remember the very-married Bible-thumping actor who hit on the lovely model Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten)? Here’s his last tweet of that day:

Brian Presley@Brian_Presley
@JoelOsteen has changed my life! God wants to do amazing things with our life! Choosing Gods way isn’t always the easy way!

Osteen, in case you didn’t know, is a very rich minister, known for bilking his flock. [Buzzfeed]

Ann Althouse, one-time Bad Law Professor of the Week, weighs in with her usual imbecilic observations about whether Obama made a blowjob joke (he didn’t):

Take the poll. (Does that sound dirty to you?!) But before you do, consider that Obama has a bone to pick — does that sound dirty to you? — with Bill Clinton right now, and given the strong association between Bill Clinton and blowjobs and the suspicion that Obama is currently pissed at Bill Clinton, he may have been engaging in some subtle jousting with Bill Clinton — does that sound dirty to you? —about the  sexual proclivities of their respective wives.

1) run on sentence? check

2) cluelessness? check

3) blind ignorance (real or feigned)? check

No link to anyone this stupid – find it  yourself if you haven’t already read enough stupid shit on the internet today.

Another wingnut tempest in a teapot.

Before he went insane after 9/11, he made a lot of sense. Audio NSFW:

This is from a while back, but I don’t believe we posted on it – iPhone’s Siri gives a seriously wrong answer:

(read in the Lovitz voice): We are getting a shuttle, and you are not, Acting!

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This is Melissa Stetten. She is a model. She is very attractive, She is so attractive that Brian Presly, a very married and very Christian actor, tried to pick her up on a Virgin Air flight. And Melissa (@MelissaStetten) live tweeted it, including when he took his wedding ring off in the bathroom.

Model Live Tweets Married Actor Trying to Hook Up with Her on a Plane [Buzzfeed]

Wisconsin:

Tom Barrett’s Wisconsin campaign is sounding the alarm, with finance director Mary Urbina-McCarthy warning supporters in an email Monday night of a mysterious round of phone calls to suppress voting:

“I’m in our situation room right now and I have an urgent update about the state of the race on the ground. Reports coming into our call center have confirmed that Walker’s allies just launched a massive wave of voter suppression calls to recall petition signers. Here is what people are receiving across Wisconsin:

‘If you signed the recall petition, your job is done and you don’t need to vote on Tuesday.’”

One thing about the GOP – when they have power, they use it – no Democrat-style dithering.

Barrett Campaign Sounds Warning on Vote-Suppression Calls [TPM]