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This is Melissa Stetten. She is a model. She is very attractive, She is so attractive that Brian Presly, a very married and very Christian actor, tried to pick her up on a Virgin Air flight. And Melissa (@MelissaStetten) live tweeted it, including when he took his wedding ring off in the bathroom.
Model Live Tweets Married Actor Trying to Hook Up with Her on a Plane [Buzzfeed]
he talked all that bullshit on just 3 hienies? i was on a 20 minute flight from altanta ga one night and asked the stewardess for a beer. she said they normally didn’t serve beer on a 20 minute flight but she checked anyway and found 6 high lifes. i only had a twenty for the $3 beer. she said sorry no change. i said no problem here’s a 20, i’ll take all 6 and you can keep the change. i sat there and drank 6 beers in about 12 minutes with nirvana unplugged on my headphones. i was siting in the back and everybody moved away from me so i couldn’t hit on the stewardess or any other chicks on the plane. i felt like d.b. cooper sitting there all by myself. luckily the plane landed before i had to jump.
@jwmcsame: I was thinking the same thing – I’d have to be about 4 double vodka tonics in before I’d make a sloppy pass.
Actually guys, the point of being a Christian is that you fail to live up to God’s standards for conduct. It is the raison d’etre, really.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: did God intend for us to be cheap drunks? Huh? All that water into wine stuff?
The thing that’s interesting to me is it’s certainly easy enough for him to bang actresses on the set. If you’re going to cheat, don’t do it where the general public-WHO KNOW WHO YOU ARE – can see you.
@jwmcsame: Haha! One shot of vodka, and the dude next to me got a handjob.
TJ/ Okay. CNN now uses props. Sieve, water, bowl. GET IT? Who is this Erin Burnett anyway?
Oh, Enlightened, Liberated Men. Why do you think you own all silly behavior? You’ve set feminism back 100 years.
Oh. Dude’s a Leo. ’nuff said.
@I’m passing for white:
Supposedly teh “new” money honey. What she has for looks, she makes up in conventional “wisdom” and teh dumb.
His worst sin: Opening the shade on the redeye. I would have punched him in the balls.
@ManchuCandidate: TV accidentally changed to Shep. I haven’t bothered to change it. I think Shep’s the only cable nooz dude who doesn’t fight his curly hair.
@I’m passing for white: She’s hot enough to make Maxim, that’s who she is.
When our Ms. Stetten was in Maxim they spelled her name wrong.
@blogenfreude: Pot calling the kettle black, man.
I just finished re-reading the The Great Jezebel Panty Raid. [Can’t believe I’d never noticed the link before.]
Ah, good times. That shit never gets old.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Just added the menu link a few weeks ago. SFL’s suggestion.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Couple weeks ago I was having a shitty day and went back and re-read all the Bozo-gate posts. Brightened things up.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Ah, I was wondering what prompted the Amazon ad to feature Jezebel crotchless panties. Kudos.
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