Original Andrew found the best one:

Hitler’s Downfall – the actual subtitles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bmkUlXp5sk

Watching Dallas lose, so I’ve got a whole lotta nuthin’:

Title: “The Associated Press Stylebook 2009”

Rank: 91

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Footnote: But enough about that. We just need a cheap excuse to run some recent Greatest Tweets from FakeAPStylebook…

• When burying the lede always eliminate any witnesses.
• Avoid using the term ‘white paper.’ Use ‘Wall Street Journal’ instead.
• Passive voice is used when the receiver of an action is more important than the performer. Ex: Your mom was banged.

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Black Eagle’s going to Massachusetts tomorrow.  We got another 72 hours to go.  Coakley et al need to get pumped to stave off a full year of complete blockitude. With that in mind:

They never get old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkDxF2kn1I

Let me be frank – Sanjay Gupta annoys me.  He doesn’t annoy me like Ali Velshi does (listen to the book review) – that’s a different level of hell – but Sanjay gets on my nerves.  But let me tell you something – this took some serious balls:

(NEWSER) – As fears of rioting and looting mount in a desperate Haiti, UN doctors and nurses at a Port-au-Prince field hospital were ordered to evacuate last night, leaving CNN’s Sanjay Gupta and his camera crew to hold vigil over 25 earthquake victims. Gupta monitored the patients and stabilized some new arrivals in critical condition, but with no electricity or supplies, he said he could do little to treat them. The Belgian doctors, who had not wanted to leave their patients, returned this morning to relieve Gupta, who was pleased to report that no one died on his watch.

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I’d like to shake that man’s hand.

UN Docs Flee Hospital on Safety Fears; Sanjay Gupta Holds Fort [CNN]