The 2009 Stinque Awards
A year that began with Hope & Change ended with Bitterness & Entropy, which was the perfect setting for our second annual Stinque Awards for Achievement in Infamy. Even Neil Patrick Harris couldn’t spoil our douchebag-studded event by forgetting to show up for the opening number. So here, Doogieless, we present the nominees and winners (in bold), with links to each presentation.
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Opening Ceremonies | Technical Awards for Nice People |
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Le Prix Trudeau for Best Un-American Politician | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Silvio Berlusconi Hugo Chávez Muammar Gaddafi |
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Eminence Grease for Most Evil Organization | America’s Health Insurance Plans Blackwater/Xe ExxonMobil National Organization for Marriage |
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Mylar Gasbag for Best Wind Broken by a Pundit | Glenn Beck Lou Dobbs Rush Limbaugh Chris Matthews |
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Diamond Dentata for Most Obnoxious Republican Woman |
Michele Bachmann Liz Cheney Virginia Foxx Sarah Palin |
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Teflon Teabag for Best Wingnut |
Bobby Jindal Chuck Norris Michael Steele Orly Taitz |
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Paisley Pro-Am for Best Sex Scandal |
John Ensign Rod Jetton Carrie Prejean Mark Sanford Tiger Woods |
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Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year | Dick Cheney Joe Lieberman John McCain Sarah Palin Joe Wilson |
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Crystal Douchebag for Lifetime Achievement | Joe Lieberman Rush Limbaugh Sarah Palin |
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Harris-Kelly ’24 PERFECTION! Bumper Sticker: HARRIS GIVES GOOD GURNEY!
NOJO • Harris-Kelly ’24 I know, getting ahead of the game here — and Gabby has the only vote — but let’s go down…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Campaign 2024 Update 2024 General Election = White Power Vs. White Genocide The MAGAs will soon be opening fire on…
NOJO • Campaign 2024 Update Whatever table it was, just remember you didn’t have a seat at it.
NOJO • A Nation of Immigrants @nojo: Okay, here’s a thought: They broke it, they bought it.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • A Nation of Immigrants https://gettr.com/post/p38v9kc47ae
NOJO • A Nation of Immigrants @nojo: No original thoughts about the Democratic circus right now, for example, other than christ,…
NOJO • A Nation of Immigrants @Burr Deming: I may be back more often if he’s back. Right now anything I might say is just…
¡ANDREW! • A Nation of Immigrants Start the deportations by sending terrorists and fascist traitors E-loon Mush, Peter Thief, and all…
BURR DEMING • A Nation of Immigrants An accurate representation of how today's Republicans see a Nation of Immigrants. Welcome back,…