The 2009 Stinque Awards
A year that began with Hope & Change ended with Bitterness & Entropy, which was the perfect setting for our second annual Stinque Awards for Achievement in Infamy. Even Neil Patrick Harris couldn’t spoil our douchebag-studded event by forgetting to show up for the opening number. So here, Doogieless, we present the nominees and winners (in bold), with links to each presentation.
| Award | Nominees | |
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Opening Ceremonies | Technical Awards for Nice People |
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Le Prix Trudeau for Best Un-American Politician | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Silvio Berlusconi Hugo Chávez Muammar Gaddafi |
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Eminence Grease for Most Evil Organization | America’s Health Insurance Plans Blackwater/Xe ExxonMobil National Organization for Marriage |
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Mylar Gasbag for Best Wind Broken by a Pundit | Glenn Beck Lou Dobbs Rush Limbaugh Chris Matthews |
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Diamond Dentata for Most Obnoxious Republican Woman |
Michele Bachmann Liz Cheney Virginia Foxx Sarah Palin |
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Teflon Teabag for Best Wingnut |
Bobby Jindal Chuck Norris Michael Steele Orly Taitz |
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Paisley Pro-Am for Best Sex Scandal |
John Ensign Rod Jetton Carrie Prejean Mark Sanford Tiger Woods |
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Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year | Dick Cheney Joe Lieberman John McCain Sarah Palin Joe Wilson |
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Crystal Douchebag for Lifetime Achievement | Joe Lieberman Rush Limbaugh Sarah Palin |
¡ANDREW! • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill Where in the world will they find an electric chair wide enough for Tr666p.
¡ANDREW! • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill Ricky Shitter is the most MAGAt name ever. Good riddance to fascist trash.
¡ANDREW! • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill Meh, if the US actually had any top secrets that were worth a shit, Prezinazi AntiChrist and…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill The FBI investigation, er, contagion has spread to Penn. Fake electors and Scott Perry. Can’t…
¡ANDREW! • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill Hope everyone’s enjoying Infrastructure Week!
¡ANDREW! • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill White trash gnash over Sodamn Insane’s palace FBI party crash.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill Trump shithole raided by FBI
¡ANDREW! • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill The grotesque contortions that the media has pretzeled themselves into to scream that the Biden…
NOJO • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill @ManchuCandidate: I’m now in Obamacare mode: Just pass any fucking thing.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • I'm Just a Bill on Capitol Hill A shredded half loaf with Sinema parasitos and Manchin cuts is better than no loaf. Perhaps when…