Notorious elitist President Barack Obama has gone out and shocked America again, by going for another hamburger. Last time this happened, the media firestorm regarding Obama’s dijon mustard choice brought the country to a standstill, inciting inner city riots, a congressional invesitgation, and new frontiers in mustard marketing.
This time, the New York Times reportage neglects to even mention what kind of mustard Obama put on his burger, because they are still in the tank for him. However, there were cameras present to record the event, so, as with Abu Ghraib, we will eventually find out the truth.
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