Usually when I want to write a blog post it’s because I’ve seen something so stupid that nothing else could top it that day.  If I post around noon, almost without fail I will see something stupider before All Things Considered  comes on at 4 pm.  But today is different.  There is so much stupid so early that I can’t decide. 

1. George Will has written a 747 word column complaining about … denim.

2. Michele Bachmann claims the 6 Muslim guys thrown off a plane were on their way to Rep. Ellison’s victory party (hint – they weren’t).

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Just in case you are somewhat puzzled by the title of this post, allow me to explain: The word “orthography” specifies an academic discipline most commonly practiced by the largely Socialist, America-hating faculty of elite Northeastern colleges like Harvard, Princeton, Yale and the Massachusetts Community College at Quinsigamond. Like Socialism, orthography is doctrinaire and very strict in its oppressive, freedom-limiting dogmas, allowing for little variation from its largely capricious and arbitrary norms. Much as they demand adherence to political correctness, Marxist theorists at Yale, for instance, demand “orthographical correctness” of their students, and will frequently deduct points from essays and reaction papers that diverge even the slightest from the orthographical straight-jacket devised by such America-hating orthographical activists as Noah Webster.

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Now that they’ve definitively proved that thousands of the 59 million people who voted against Barack Obama five months ago still oppose him now, don’t think the Nut Factory isn’t lacking for raw material. Let’s catch up with some of the other memes still popping veins at WorldNetDaily:

1. Hawaii’s Fake Baby Mill.

Like Hillary knocking off Vince Foster, the forged birth certificate never goes away. Unlike Hillary knocking off Vince Foster, it’s not true.

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Ed of Instaputz/Gin & Tacos went to a Teabagger today, and he promises us many photos tomorrow. A teaser:

This might be the best one yet.

Remember – this guy is a Fox ANCHOR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYD8RS8qMp4

That has to win some sort of award. Assclown of the Year?

And just ’cause I love you guys – Governor Rick Perry!

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I had to add this one – C&L’s Teabagger of the Day:

This is a blogging goldmine.

And this one, then I promise I’ll stop:

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I wonder how they will pack so much FAIL into 24 hours?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The protest organizers were struggling to get the event together. They had originally planned to unload a rented truck filled with a million tea bags into [Lafayette Park], but were stopped by officials because they didn’t have a permit. A woman in charge of the protest announced that the right-wing Competitive Enterprise Institute had generously agreed to display the tea bags at its headquarters a few blocks away. She also said that there were originally supposed to be two stages with events, but the metropolitan police had blocked them from putting a stage on the sidewalk. A woman standing next to me leaned over and said, “That’s big government for you!”

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And check out these patriots:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgcZt2jZWXY

BONUS D.C. Wankery:

A local think tank, the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said it would allow the dumping of the tea bags in its 12th floor conference room instead. Not quite the same impact, though.

What else could go wrong? Another protest that was planned for the Treasury Department was also scrapped due to permit issues.

How much sillier can it get? Columbia, SC:

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Stay tuned. They will bring more stupid, and we will find it for you.

UPDATE: Massive Teabag Turnout in Philly.

‘Chairman Maobama’ is Leading the Country on a Path to Socialism [Think Progress]