More Teabaggery

A group of Ottos (A Fish Called Wanda). I know it’s been brought up before…

Otto: We didn’t lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.

I went to ginandtacos

I was more disgusted by this.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5818/a434032.jpg

I am not a vegan by any stretch, but crap like makes me want to convert from time to time. Sausage balls?

CNN Reporter: Sir why are you holding up this sign.
Teabagger: Because Obama is a fascist.
CNN Reporter: Why do you say that?
Teabagger: Because he is a fascist.
CNN Reporter: In what way is he a fascist?
Teabagger: Well, in being all fascistic in the stuff he does.
CNN Reporter: But when you say he’s a fascist what do you mean by that?
Teabagger: I mean he walks like a fascist, and he quacks like one.
CNN Reporter: But what do you mean by the word fascism.
Teabagger: I mean someone who’s a fascist. Like the pirates.
CNN Reporter: The pirates are fascists?
Teabagger: Can there be any doubt?
CNN Reporter: What about Ninjas?
Teabagger: Fascists.
CNN Reporter: What other people are fascists? Is the guy who stole your parking spot at Walmart this morning a fascist?
Teabagger: Oh, yeah absolutely.
CNN Reporter: S o there you have it, folks. Obama is a fascist, like pirates, Ninjas and the guy who stole your parking spot. Back to you George.

@Serolf Divad: And don’t forget the Zombie fascists. They’re the worst.

The enemy of Tea Baggers is Diabeetus?

Holy shit – look at the two photos I just added.

@ManchuCandidate:

They should’ve given that disease a much more optimistic name, like Live-abetes.

Overheard: Anderson Cooper to David Gergen: “It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging.”

The sputtering guy with the baby (mentioned earlier by Prommie) tried to cite Lincoln as his inspiration. Does he realize the first income tax was levied in 1862 to finance a war against states rights (like the right to own other people).

How is it that the drug-addled grungy street kids with the “why lie it’s for beer” signs somehow have a better grasp of the English language (not to mention kerning) than these sad sack attention whores? “tyrrany”? “baught”? Maybe it was a surprise protest and they had to make the signs RIGHT NOW no time to look words up go go go!

@ManchuCandidate: Speaking of A Fish Called Wanda, my Amazon shipment arrived today (money in the bank for Stinque!) and inexplicably they sent me two copies of that movie. I don’t know if they preemptively knew I’d wear out the DVD, but if somebody on here wants it, first one to say so can have it.

@drinkyclown: See, I would be the bitch walking around the teabaggers with a big red magic marker correcting their spelling and grammar mistakes. Because that’s the kind of mean bitch I am.

@SanFranLefty: Me! me! I’ll even pay shipping!

@blogenfreude: Okay, you win. Quick reflexes there. Send me a msg at sanfranlefty [at] gmail and I’ll mail it to you.

Rick “Rick” Perry sez: “Fuck you guys, I’m taking my tea bags with me.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/15/gov-rick-perry-texas-coul_n_187490.html

Audios Tejas?

@ManchuCandidate: As I’ve said – let ’em go. Fuck ’em. They cost us money anyway and elect sociopathic loons as governor. Except Ann.

@blogenfreude:

He should know.

@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket: a-MEN sister.

ManchuCandidate: STOP! Before anyone else does anything else, let us get this thing done. Let us be done with Texas once and for all. Before he changes his mind. QUICK!

@chicago bureau:

I second that.

@ManchuCandidate: I think I can speak for Sister Jamie Sommers on this too, but Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a Popsicle Stick, Governor Good Hair makes me embarrassed to be from Texas. Go ahead, and secede, dumb asses. Say adios to the Johnson Space Center, the interstate highways, Ft. Bliss, Ft. Sam, and 35 Air Force bases, federal subsidies for farmers to grow dust, and the Border Patrol. Oh and say goodbye to federal student loan subsidies for UT and Rice and SMU and Baylor. And goodbye to federal grants to research institutions. Oh, and we’ll make you have to apply for a fucking visa to visit the other 49 states. Go ahead and elect Shrub to be the next President of the Republic. I predict the Republic of Texas would declare war on Mexico within 15 minutes and get their asses kicked.

Would much rather keep my homoshexual liberal federal tax payments in blue states such as mine than supporting these teabagging morans in Alabama and Mississippi and Texas who do nothing but suck at the teat of Uncle Sam.

Fucking tards. This bullshit hysteria of these teabaggers is the kind of shit that creates Timothy McVeighs. And if one of the hyped up teabaggers so much as moves a hair on the Unicorn, Michelle, their gorgeous two children or that adorable dog, after I go rip the eyeballs out of the fucking moron, I will apply for political asylum in New Zealand.

/exhale, exhale, sip martini, repeat.