• “I’d tell you, but then I’d have to smite you.”
• “Why is it always Latin with you people?”
• “Why don’t you download Xenu’s app and ask him yourself?”
• “Has anybody ever thought to ask whether I hear the tree?”
• “Prosperity Gospel beseechers require an upgrade to iPray Plus.”

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And he’s on CNN:

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John Campbell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8yyvO1j-tM

More like Douchebag of the Decade:

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) stands by his comment that health care will be President Obama’s Waterloo, a comment Obama derided in a health care speech yesterday.

“I think he played right into my hands,” DeMint told Neil Cavuto on Fox News this afternoon, adding that Obama’s frequent appearances over the last several days show a level of desperation. “Any time the president of the United States goes after a freshman senator, he’s losing his grip a little bit.”

He insisted his comments weren’t about politics, but renewed his call to block the president’s reform attempts.

“We’ve gotta stop him. We cannot let him roll over us,” DeMint said.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m a senator with a very cunning plan!

Feingold or Saunders should put sick South Carolinians in the gallery, point out that they don’t have health insurance, and make the useless little fuck squirm.

Michael Steele:

Caitlin Flanagan was on WNYC this morning flogging some stupid shit she wrote for Time, and that made me recall the following statement:

“The Democratic party has no room for someone who opposes gay marriage, and the Republican party has room for people who support it, and that’s why we’re in Iraq.”

Caitlin Flanagan
The Brian Lehrer Show, WNYC
April 20, 2006

She is the Amity Shlaes of the social sciences.  Dumber than a bag of hammers.

After minutes months of extensive googling research by our crack team of iPhone couch jockeys professional investigators, Stinque can Exclusively! reveal the Shocking! truth: Abraham Lincoln never had a birth certificate.

Despite what you’ve been told by mainstream historians, no evidence exists that Lincoln flew the chute in the United States, and was thus a natural born citizen. The only “proof” that Abe was born in Hardin County, Kentucky, was provided by Lincoln himself — just before the 1860 campaign. Clearly he was “sanitizing” his past in expectation of the presidential nomination.

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