In the wake of Wednesday’s ruling by Judge Vaughn Walker in Perry v. Schwarzenegger, overturning Prop. 8, the American Family Association is calling for Congress to impeach Walker for his decision.

The basis for impeachment:

(1) Walker is gay

(2) The Constitution does not mention marriage, therefore under the 10th Amendment the federal government cannot get involved.

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As DB said in comments, he gets to test drive the world’s fastest Volkswagen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9aEet5Um8

Title: “Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void”

Author: Mary Roach

Rank: 24

Blurb: “What happens to you when you can’t walk for a year? have sex? smell flowers? What happens if you vomit in your helmet during a space walk?”

Review: “I loved Roach’s Stiff, but Spook — not as much, so skipped Bonk.”

Customers Also Bought: “The Book of Vice: Very Naughty Things (and How to Do Them)”.

Footnote: To date, nobody has been documented joining the 186-Mile-High Club.

Packing for Mars [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]

Mr. Needham writes to Top Gear again, so Jeremy Clarkson road tests the Renault Twingo Sport 133:

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Who wouldn’t want one? “Villagers in the Dorset hamlet of Shitterton have got so fed-up with their sign being stolen they have put up a stone version. They hope the £680 sign, which is set in concrete, will deter thieves. Villager Ian Ventham said: ‘Every two or three years somebody comes along and nicks our sign because, clearly, Shitterton is amusing.'” [bbc.co.uk]

Stinque owes an apology to James O’Keefe. Where we dismissed him as a fucking retard with a video camera, we should have credited him as a fucking retard with a video camera who managed to snooker Drudge Jr., Fox News, and the United States Congress.

Our revised judgment comes in light of “Spencer,” a fellow fucking retard with a video camera who had the bright idea of hanging out at the Media Matters office and asking the drones how they felt about working for George Soros.

Neglecting to check beforehand whether George Soros funds Media Matters.

Which — please, if you have a heart condition, look away — he doesn’t.

Well, not directly.

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“Fox News chief Roger Ailes has a license to carry a firearm in New York City on his person at all times, according to the NYPD’s newly released list of handgun-permit holders. And he’s not alone among his Fox News colleagues: Prime-time shouter Sean Hannity also has a city license to carry a gun.” [Yahoo News]