George Soros Never Calls
Stinque owes an apology to James O’Keefe. Where we dismissed him as a fucking retard with a video camera, we should have credited him as a fucking retard with a video camera who managed to snooker Drudge Jr., Fox News, and the United States Congress.
Our revised judgment comes in light of “Spencer,” a fellow fucking retard with a video camera who had the bright idea of hanging out at the Media Matters office and asking the drones how they felt about working for George Soros.
Neglecting to check beforehand whether George Soros funds Media Matters.
Which — please, if you have a heart condition, look away — he doesn’t.
Well, not directly.
If you poke around a little — say, lying on the couch, listening to the local jazz station — you’ll quickly learn that organizations funded by Soros do help fund Media Matters. And, if we’re to trace wingnut organizations back to their wingnut financiers, it’s perfectly fair to follow the money in the other direction.
Providing, of course, that your audience doesn’t have ready access to firearms.
So, if you want to stretch the point for sake of muckraking — and who doesn’t? — you’re on solid ground standing outside the Media Matters office and shoving your camera at anyone who passes by.
However — and this is very, very important — you should be prepared to show your math in the likely case you get called on it. Especially if your prey is pointing a camera back at you.
So Spencer, nice try, but the judges are forced to award this one to Media Matters, based on style points. Next time do your homework, you fucking retard.
Full disclosure: George Soros doesn’t fund Stinque, either. But Spencer, you’re welcome to stalk us at the
coffeehouse Stinque Remote Office. We need an excuse to play with our iPhone camera.